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Funny Caption Biography
Did you ever wish that your friends laughed at your jokes instead of staring in confusion at what you've just said? Or do you perhaps think that all your family and friends already consider you a successful comedian? Then you must surely be a regular participant in the weekly activity, the Caption Contest. It is a popular spot to find stressed Neopians looking for their sanity, er, I mean something funny.
The Caption Contest releases a new picture every week to the public and then gets flooded as countless captions are sent in. You have probably been submitting funny captions for a while, but have never been chosen. That, my friend, is the reason that fate brought you here today to read this article. How in Neopia can you make a decent, funny caption that has the potential of being selected?
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpletonEvery girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it awayMy father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton
Well, those are the general tips that most trophy-winning captions follow. If you start to follow them as well, I’m sure that the qualities of your captions will go up by a notch or three. Remember to keep persevering. You should always practice thinking up captions for those Caption Contests every chance you get. You have a chance of winning each time. The bad news is that you have thousands of other half-baked, um, aspiring comedians out there who want the Caption Contest trophy as much as you do. The good news is that you have an infinite amount (well, almost) of Caption Contests you can submit a witty caption for. All the experience will definitely help. Don’t give up and perhaps some day in the near future, you will see your name up there with your trophy winning caption! I wish you all the best of luck. After all, it is people like you who keep Neopia imbued with humour and make our days.
While you should not send the same caption more than once, you can send submit more than one entry for a picture for the Caption Contest, as long as all the captions you submit are different. If you notice two, or even three, funny captions that fit the picture, by all means, send all of them. Theoretically, your chances of being chosen go up with each funny caption you send it. Note the word “funny.”

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