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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpletonEvery girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it awayMy father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton

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